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on: Today at 12:42:40 AM
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| Started by sunflower - Last post by trishwish | ||
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I hate voice recognition stuff - it doesn't recognise my scouse accent - let me demonstrate.
RECORDING: "Which cinema are you interested in?" ME: "Preston" RECORDING: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, please say it again" ME: "Preston" RECORDING: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, please say it again" ME: "Preston" RECORDING: "Ok, Loughborough" ME:  Mr T:  Once Mr T has split his sides laughing I usually just hand the phone over to him to complete the call  I'd never get anywhere with a voice activated sat nav |
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on: Today at 12:38:53 AM
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| Started by Dr. Steve - Last post by trishwish | ||
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Well done DIL
 loads more than most people  |
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on: Today at 12:29:04 AM
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| Started by Hestia - Last post by trishwish | ||
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I did exactly the same thing with the upholstery cleaner DB
fortunately I only sprayed the palm of my hand susie my friend was in japan and ordered a starter, a main, then "Baken cheesecake" as dessert which he assumed to be a typo for "Baked cheesecake" then when asked if he'd like "Ice" he assumed they meant ice cream so nodded. Imagine his surprise when upon finishing his main course he was then presented with another - a quiche lorraine (bacon and cheese "cake") and rice... he ate it anyway |
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on: Yesterday at 11:13:55 PM
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| Started by Peter - Last post by MargB | ||
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Oh, why were the two from the last series back on this one??? They are not making many friends but I missed their arrival.
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on: Yesterday at 11:13:20 PM
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| Started by Peter - Last post by MargB | ||
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I think I compared the Coach Trip guy with the CDWM guy because the two programmes are one after the other!! I missed this evening's shows and will not be seeing tomorrow's but hopefully can catch up on Friday.
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on: Yesterday at 11:10:58 PM
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| Started by Stilton Cheesewright - Last post by MargB | ||
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Peter, I saw the BB Special and it had me laughing. Do you know, I can hardly remember Sophie from Big Brother and she won it last year!! Brian trying to be sophisticated. Nadia really believed she was the most popular housemate of all time.
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on: Yesterday at 11:09:43 PM
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| Started by YP - Last post by trishwish | ||
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It depresses me that some people are so terminally stupid yet still have £50k.
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on: Yesterday at 10:50:57 PM
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| Started by susie - Last post by sunflower | ||
 I'll say cheerio now in case I don't have time tomorrow, I'm off to Donegal in the morning, for a 60th birthday hen weekend    Blah   Play nicely! Have a good weekend y'all |
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on: Yesterday at 10:21:48 PM
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| Started by Stilton Cheesewright - Last post by Peter | ||
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Anybody see the CDWM Big Brother Special? It was hilarious especially when Sophie said she 'didn't like this green stuff' (guacamole), thinking it was called GONORRHEA!!
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on: Yesterday at 10:06:25 PM
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| Started by Hestia - Last post by susie | ||
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I will shortly post my own horror story but I have to share something from another forum because it tickled me. It was a thread about unexpected meals while here in Kalkan and one poster recounted how his mother had chosen chicken curry from the menu but asked how hot it was before going on to state that she didn't want it to be too hot. Imagine her delight when her meal arrived and she delved in to that first fork full only to discover that her curry was just-out-of-the-fridge cold
 Another one I loved from the same thread was the daughter of another poster who selected the veggie burger from them menu to be presented with a regular burger bun but upon lifting the top found sliced carrots and green beans topped off with melted cheese |
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