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The Terrace / Re: The Weather
« Last post by Scott on Today at 01:11:36 PM »
We had a hail storm yesterday so that my deck looked like it was covered in snow. Today there is visible snow up on the rocks.
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The Drawing Room / Re: Greetings peeps
« Last post by Dell-Boy on Today at 06:46:23 AM »


                 :waving             Morning        another :sunny morning.   Rain for Sunday though.
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The Library / Re: Today's News.
« Last post by Scott on Yesterday at 10:28:44 PM »
Good point. If they were really stealth, you wouldn’t know they were there.

That’s like putting a bag over your head and saying “You can’t see me”.
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The Library / Re: Today's News.
« Last post by Buck on Yesterday at 08:01:50 PM »
I'd like to see a stealth bomber flying. 
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The Library / Re: Today's News.
« Last post by Dell-Boy on Yesterday at 06:56:54 PM »
Flying around here as well 'cos I have seen them which doesn't make them stealth bombers anymore does it.   :D

I think they are on training missions with the RAF Tanker Fleet getting ready for the Gulf War MK 4.
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The Belfry / Re: General Jokes
« Last post by Percy Vere on Yesterday at 02:57:06 PM »
God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh.
 
He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test 'Balance.'"

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.  Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.  Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's Florida, the most glorious place on earth.  There are beautiful trees and gardens, it's surrounded by water, and days filled with sunshine.  The people from Florida are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.  They will be extremely sociable, hard-working, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"
 
God smiled an all-knowing smile, "I will create California.  Wait 'till you see the idiots I'll put there."
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The Library / Re: Interesting Stuff
« Last post by Percy Vere on Yesterday at 02:53:16 PM »
Not more having to sing "Staying Alive" to keep time while you're giving someone CPR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPJMfFILjg

I know this is an old YouTube video but I only saw something similar on TV for the first time yesterday evening.  I reckon all our ambulances and cardiac cars should have one on board :thumbsup
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The Library / Re: Today's News.
« Last post by Percy Vere on Yesterday at 02:47:26 PM »
Well yesterday's news really. 

Yesterday morning there was this very loud rumbling sound in the sky above us but neither of us could see what was causing it from looking our of our apartment's windows.  Then V saw this in our local newspaper:

https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/17913284.b2-stealth-bombers-spotted-flying-worcester-today/

 :duck :D
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The Library / Re: Interesting Stuff
« Last post by Percy Vere on Yesterday at 02:43:44 PM »
 :nerner to both of you. :D
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The Drawing Room / Re: Greetings peeps
« Last post by Percy Vere on Yesterday at 02:38:47 PM »
 :wave  Not happy today  :run to Rant thread
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